Sunday, February 26, 2012

老婆??? 性工作者???

至天下的丈夫:
妻子 不等于 性工作者。。。
如果她病了。。。她应该得到的是体贴和谅解,不是看你的黑脸。

Monday, February 13, 2012

Sunday Funny : KFC Employee Assault Case - DOES HE STUDY LAW?

2012 February 12, Sin Chew Jit Poh, Page 32.

The KFC incident at I-City have become our biggest subject for these couple of days.

Actually, I'm not really interested about that Mat-Rempit look-alike who has not enough moral and training to represent the image of an oversea corporate company and in addition to perform attempted assault at his work place. And we can't deny that, many employees work in restaurants really can't give tip top service or even smile at you when you place order, and this inclusive of all the so call kopitiam and mamak store lar.


Reading the Sunday newspaper, I think it is really funny on what our beloved Deputy's statement. Refer to the underline part in the news, he said that,"Actually, police is not necessary to get involve in this matter, because nobody was hurt or anything...." Ehh, hello Encik, they didn't teach law in your school meh??? In the video everyone including the blind, can see that guy bring a weapon and tumbuk people lar, that is call "ASSAULT" or "ATTEMPTED ASSAULT" and it was criminal law. We the rakyat pay you salary so you can protect us, but how arr??? You need to wait until see us bleeding than only you think there is a case arr??? This is really funny lar. NIASENG!!!!

Saturday, February 11, 2012

老婆说:我没有生气啦!!

老婆的工包括:~
1)生病了,自己决定看医生,煲药。。。头晕晕的自己来。。。
2)父亲或家人生病了,风尘仆仆的赶回家。。。自己去。。。
3)家里所有大小事务~洗衣,煮饭,收拾到烫衣。。。自己来。。。(一人做两人)
4)外面的事务,从银行,政府 到税务。。。自己来。。。(也是一人做两人)
5)自己要钱, 自己赚。。。
6)除草,爬高爬低。。。。(老公没时间)

老公做什么:~
1)早上去公司,晚上回家吃饭,看电视,睡觉。。。
2)跟老婆说:去帮忙我的妈妈。。。
3)关心人家的弟弟/妹妹为什么没回家,过的好不好。。。
4)帮忙别人做这,做那。。。包括去银行。。。
5)叫自己的老婆去帮忙载别人的老婆。。。(慢慢等吧!!!)
6)老婆生病了,没当一回事。。。。(因为老婆会自己搞定)
7)永远没有多的时间给老婆。。。(但是如果自家人的话,一定能把工作放下,就算是小事,比如送机)

做老公的,永远让老婆觉得她没有地位。。。甚至阿猪阿狗都不如。。。就好像一缕轻烟。。。可有可无。
请不要问“你为甚么生气”这种没脑的问题。。。。因为老婆会答:“我没有生气啦!” 跟着,在她心里会加一句:“也没什么值得开心的。。。和有一点点失望罢了。”