Monday, September 26, 2011

Monday funny

Monday, is a day one started with a blue. But today, Monday morning started very differently as there is someone doing those kinda kok-tokking things that made you wanna say "sh*t, just shut ur mouth" and at the same time u wanna ask "wat is he trying to show?".

The first funny question he asked was, "everything wrap up ya?? everything made a copy ya??...bla bla bla" I hv the urge to tell him tat, " hello, u r not tokking to a dumb clerk, they know wat 2do and they hv been doin it few times a week for de passed few years b4 u came along, plz b informed tat they r executive level..."

2nd funny statement he made, "i hv inform secretary to make sure to arrange office boy to send out on time..." Plzzzz lar, as if they never did tis b4.

3rd funny statement whn he told someone, "u must knw how2 arrange ur time ya... i knw u dun like me 2arrange 4u, so u must schedule baik baik ya..." But sir, how2 schedule baik baik whn in reality u dun hv sufficient time 2do???


All I wanted 2say is.....NNNNAAAHHH!!!!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Demon in the room


In
the brightest room
there
sat
the demon at a corner
pretending to be an angel
a helpless mouse was in his hand
begging for mercy
but, he
stared blankly into deep blue space
pretending, pretending, pretending…
to be an angel...

Selfish fishermen sell fish


A bunch of fishermen
wanted to
catch some fishes
but
fishes got away
so
a bunch of fishermen
blamed the net
thought the net was stupid
so
a bunch of fishermen
wanted to sell fish
but there is no fish to sell
all because they a SELFISH!!