Sunday, June 26, 2011

A letter from Ah Beng

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look?
Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people.
So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon.
And when you got time, please few
free to call ! me. Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Condom!!!

What happen if condom being sponsored by these companies:~

Saturday, June 11, 2011

HANDBOOK OF LIFE

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured. 4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 5. Make time for prayer. 6. Play more games. 7. Read more books than you did in 2010. 8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 9 Sleep for 7 hours. 10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk,smile.

Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. 13. Don't over do. Keep your limits. 14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip. 16. Dream more while you are awake. 17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. 18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner withhis/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness. 19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others. 20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present. 21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. 23. Smile and laugh more. 24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:
25. Call your family often. 26. Each day give something good to others. 27. Forgive everyone for everything. 28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 &under the age of 6. 29. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 30. What other people think of you is none of your business. 31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.
 
Life:
32. Do the right thing! 33. Always speak the truth even if it leads to your death. 34. GOD heals everything. 35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. 37. The best is yet to come. 38. When you awake up alive in the morning, thank GOD for it. 39. Your Innermost is always happy. So, be happy.
 
Last but not the least:
40. SMILE.... :)

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Reason I should retire - Perks of reaching 50 +

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..  

Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age: 
Have Money + Energy …but No Time


Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy
    

PERKS OF REACHING 50+

 
Someone had to remind me, 
so I'm reminding you, too. 
Don't laugh.... It is all true!


Perks of reaching 
50 
or being over 
60 
And heading towards 
70!

1.  
Kidnappers are not very  interested in you.   
2.   
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be  released first.
3.  

No one expects you to run — anywhere.
4.   

People call at  9 PM and ask,  'Did I wake you?
5.  

People no longer view you as a  hypochondriac.
6. 

There is nothing left to learn the hard way...
7.  

Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.  

You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9.  

You can live without sex but not your glasses
10.   

You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.


11. 
You no longer think of speed limits  as a challenge.
12.   

You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.   

You sing along with elevator music.
14.   

Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. 

 Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.  

 Your joints are more accurate meteorologists  than the national weather service.
17. 

Your secrets are safe  with your friends  because they can't remember them either.
 18.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to 
a manageable size.
 

19. 
You can't remember who sent you this list.

 

And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

 



ONE MORE THING: 


Never, 
under any circumstances,   
take a sleeping pill,   
and a laxative on  the same night!  

Monday, June 6, 2011

我在六四聚会‘搭台’

2011年六四聚会在‘非死不可里闹得沸沸腾腾, 炒得水深火热数个月。要来的日子总算到了。

一个天气晴朗的早上,蓝天白云似乎向这群冲向车龙,不到家乡不死心的Tampin Friends 微笑着。下午一场短暂的倾盆大雨,也把空气中的烟霾和闷热,换成凉快清爽。

其中一群负责这次聚会的先锋,已在小学的礼堂打点一切。早到的猪朋,除了和狗友喧寒问候之外,同时也玩着小时候大人们认为‘非常’危险的玩意儿 ~ 飞拖鞋。。。(噢买尬,这玩意儿实在被遗忘了。。。)

宴会的开始隆重又简单,两排有点过期的sunkist 橙,迎接还是穿着30几年前的衣服,样子跟30几年前没什么变化的老师们。这些常年在外打拼得sunkist橙和容光焕发的老师们比起来,真的有一点expired…. Sorry lar guys & gals..

宴会的食物真的很不错,但相信没有多少人留意吧。因为除了不相干的人乖乖坐着外,那些orange 都是一group group,一面站着吃一面交换着30年来遗失的讯息。而老师始终是老师,端端庄庄的坐着吃。余兴节目,老师们或许有点眼花缭乱吧,大合照,分班照,送花,礼物,拥抱,生日歌,拔河。。。。

我这不相干的人,在尾声时,发现了超吊的  ‘TIKAM’counter ,连我也忍不住去 ‘TIKAM’ 了。。。Hhhhmmm, 如果还有下一次聚会,而我又可以再次‘搭台’,don’t forget to set up this ‘TIKAM’ counter, 实在‘吊’。。。。

This is what I tikam-ed...