Monday funny

Monday, is a day one started with a blue. But today, Monday morning started very differently as there is someone doing those kinda kok-tokking things that made you wanna say "sh*t, just shut ur mouth" and at the same time u wanna ask "wat is he trying to show?".

The first funny question he asked was, "everything wrap up ya?? everything made a copy ya??...bla bla bla" I hv the urge to tell him tat, " hello, u r not tokking to a dumb clerk, they know wat 2do and they hv been doin it few times a week for de passed few years b4 u came along, plz b informed tat they r executive level..."

2nd funny statement he made, "i hv inform secretary to make sure to arrange office boy to send out on time..." Plzzzz lar, as if they never did tis b4.

3rd funny statement whn he told someone, "u must knw how2 arrange ur time ya... i knw u dun like me 2arrange 4u, so u must schedule baik baik ya..." But sir, how2 schedule baik baik whn in reality u dun hv sufficient time 2do???


All I wanted 2say is.....NNNNAAAHHH!!!!

Demon in the room

In

the brightest room

there

sat

the demon at a corner

pretending to be an angel

a helpless mouse was in his hand

begging for mercy

but, he

stared blankly into deep blue space

pretending, pretending, pretending…

to be an angel...

Selfish fishermen sell fish

A bunch of fishermen

wanted to

catch some fishes

but

fishes got away

so

a bunch of fishermen

blamed the net

thought the net was stupid

so

a bunch of fishermen

wanted to sell fish

but there is no fish to sell

all because they a SELFISH!!

The Parrot is a Boss

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".
"Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man.
The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".
The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

GIVING 103% AT WORK

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100% Here's to achieving 103%. Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future!

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equals:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But:
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However:
B U L L * * * T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

我生命中最重要的那个人

身为家中的老么，因该很幸福吧。如果生在一个重男的家庭，也许，也不是那么一回事。但，我承认，我是幸福的，只因为我的大姐。她，比我年长十三年，十六岁就停学在社会工作只为了帮补家庭。

那年，我上一年级，大姐带我开学。我永远都不忘记，大姐拿着叉烧包等我下课吃饱后，她才去上班。在我小小的心灵，充满了疑问。。 。妈妈在家，为何她不来呢？当然，这是一个没有答案的问题。当我年纪渐长，第一次"阿姨"到来，妈妈二话不说，拿了最旧款的卫生棉，叫我绑上腰。手忙脚乱之外也充满了疑惑，干么会这样？大姐知道后，出钱把我所有儿童内裤换成黛安芬牌子的成人内裤，还买了那个年代最新款的卫生棉让我用，是用来贴的，才解决了我的问题。

从小学到中学年代，除了每一个月的零用钱外，大姐让我有了很多的第一次。在我十三岁的时候，大姐嫁了，异族通婚。虽然是马来同胞，但是姐夫非常疼我。所以，我和大姐的感情更好了。我第一次拥有名牌手表，第一次吃鸡扒，新年的衣服和鞋子，考车牌等等，都是他们给我的。

终于，我高中毕业了，虽然成绩不错，但大马的制度让我进不了任何一间本地学院。妈妈对我说，算了吧，你的运气不好不能进大学，工作吧，少钱也不用紧，反正都要嫁人。结果，我的大姐和在吉隆坡工作的大哥都不值母亲所为，合力把我安排到吉隆坡的私人学院，让我完成一件他们没有机会做的事情。那时后，他们都有自己的家庭和孩子，所以，我也半工半读，完成学业。

十多年后的今天，我也结婚了，热爱工作之余也没忘记孝顺母亲。虽然，妈妈是生我的人，但是，面对她，总是少了一种贴心的依赖。因为，我最珍贵的记忆，都是大姐的影子。如果真的有下一世，那，我还是要做你的妹妹。可以吗？

After Bersih - Ban of Comic

Today NST, 15/07/2011.... (I have to clarify here, I don't buy newspaper, all sources of newspaper are from my office, if my management buy Star, then the story will be from Star..LOL)

The Home Minister had banned 3 books to preserve public orders. The 3 books will be:-
1) 1 Funny Malaysia
2) Perak Darul Kartun
3) March to Putrajaya : Malaysia's New Era is At Hand

However, do these books necessary to publish in Malaysia? Do you think that oversea publishers would not interested to publish these book if there is a huge international market? Come lar.... I think everyone should have known what is Malaysia market compare to global market. And seriously, I think our cartoonist are famous enough that outside publisher would want to do this, they are after all, businessman. If the books publish at oversea, I believe the Children of Malaysia still be able to get a copy of it, if anyone interested, and I strongly believe we will support our local talent as much. Right?