Thursday, May 17, 2012

High Crime areas in K.L

Jalan Ampang - Menara Great Eastern / Great Eastern Mall 
- If you are approaced by anyone - men or women asking for direction or time, please be ALERT if any cars or motobike that comes near you. Stop your conversation and run for your for your life, if not be ready to scream or if you have a spray get it ready. 
  
Tag Team Ahli Gusti Jahat Gang will either snatch your handbag / handphone or sepak you if they can't get anything from you. If you are too sexy - they will bundle you into their car or molest or rape you on the spot. 
  
Lebuh Ampang 
Bus Stop Near The Indian Restaurants - Snatch Thief Area, victims are normally Malay and Indian girls who are alone and not aware.Sexy Indian Girls, please be extra careful if you are to say a word, they will insult you with vulgar words or even slap your face if you put up a fight. 

3 Changkat Thambi 
Dollah Off Jalan Pudu - Bus Stop and Wisma Shaw Areas Lots of Mat Rempits who hang around the bus stop area to snatch your handbag. 

Those who drive to this area and to Wisma Shaw for shopping or Cari Makan, Please park your car at a safe parking area. Tepi Jalan parking areas can be not safe - Taiko Tai might force you to remove your car or they will park to block your car. Any words you say to them might end-up you getting a good bash -up.[They have areas whereby only gang leaders can park their cars] 

Jalan Pudu From Swiss Garden Hotel to Hentian Pudu Raya and Menara Maybank 

4.1 Ladies please take care of your handbag and your handphone when you place it near your ears - Mat Rempit Gang will Zoooom near your and roughly snatch it from you. You might just fall down due to the impact of it and hurt your head by hitting the ground. 

4.2 When withdrawing cash from the banks ATM [Ambank or Maybank] Please look around first b4 you do your withdrawal, IF YOU NOTICE someone looking at you or look suspicious to you, you have to be extra careful! 
  
There is this GERAK KILAT gang who in a split second would be near you and snatch or point a knife at you to handover the money, some even force their victims to withdraw from their victims other ATM banks.[According to my not so reliable source - they were one or two female victoms who were rape and dumped at Setapak and Kepong area]. 
  
If you have to do that, key in your PIN number the opposite way, if your PIN number is 12345, you key in 54321 and this will alert the bank to act together with the police. 

4.3 Boarding of Taxi or Unkown Person Car - Please take note of the route the drivers is taking you, was told if you are taken to a wrong road then you would end-up as a Rape victim or if you are a guy, hehehe... you would be cash strip / burnt in a car.[My best friend lately was a victim, lost his Rolex Watch, Wedding Ring and ATM's Card ]. 

4.4 Ok, Ladies if you think that its safe to be on a motorbike with your Macho Guy that's fine, but beware of motorbikes beside you, they might be snatchers who will snatch your bag and Zoom away. 

Wangsa Maju Putra 
LRT and TAR College Area A New Gangster Area this area have now become worst than Jinjang, Balakong or Puchong .Groups of youths will do anything to harm you for just a matter of cents or dislike personality. 

Don't stare or look2 at them, all you will know is that they will just simply stab you with a penknife or a dagger. 

Kepong, Selayang, Sentul Timur LRT and Wangsa Maju - UnKnown Part Time Taxi Drivers or Stolen Taxi Waiting for You To Be Their Victims- Ladies if you are alone, please DO NOT board a taxi if you think the driver is not pleasant. 

If you have withdrawn money from the bank or that you are sexy please ENSURE that the driver doesn't use the central locking of his taxi and driving you to a right route.[You have the full rights to ask the taxi driver not to use the central locking - Wind down the windows if he does not obey to you].. 

Macho Guy you too can be a victim cash and valuables. 

Advice from polis diraja Malaysia - DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS 

Another advice from Polis Diraja Malaysia: 
ROAD SAFETY ALERT 

A police officer working with a the DARE program has issued this warning: 

If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS at them. This is a common gang member 'Initiation Game'. The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights and first car to flash their headlights at him is now his 'target'. He is now required to turn around and chase that car, and shoot at or into the car in order to complete his initiation requirements. Make sure you share this info with all the drivers in your family. 

PATROL CARS SHOULD KNOW THIS AND CATCH THE CULPRIT BY FLASHING THEIR PATROL CARS' LIGHTS !!   


info : via friend's email

Monday, April 9, 2012

Be FAIR to Lynas??? Is Lynas being FAIR to the people in Malaysia & Kuantan???

Sin Chew Jit Poh, 8th April 2012, Page 07. Though it was just a small column but it caught my eyes and read through the few lines. The same column came out in NST too.

Australian High Commissioner to Malaysia pledged that we should give Lynas Corp a FAIR go. Aiyoyo.... Mr Kangaroo talking about fair kah??? Then who give the People of Malaysia a FAIR GO hah??? Probably he will said something like the government should did that.... It was sssooooo funny the way he put "although Australia TRIED to support its company, it had NO PART in their decision making processes.." Aiyaya... Mr Kangaroo, what are you tokking here, if you have nothing to do with anything, then shut your mouth lar...eh-sai-boh??




This article was printed out from nuclearnews.net, that clearly stated that why they wanted to set their plant in Malaysia instead of Australia. I would strongly proposed whoever concern about this situation take a minute to read about the comparison table, what kind of high standard of rules and regulations Australia Government have set and what kind of standard Malaysia Government is telling to the children of Bolehland.


This is article also printed out from nuclearnews.com., stating very clearly what kind long term radioactive effect to our daily life and mostly to the earth.

Here I want to pledge to Lynas, PLEASE GET OUT FROM MY HOMELAND AND GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

ENGLISH vs MANGLISH

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Malaysians: Die lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!

Monday, March 19, 2012

Gasing Oh Gasing

I know I'm a bit slow about this, but I still want to keh poh after I read the advertisement in Sin Chew Jit Poh dated 11/3/2012, page 17.
As clearly seen on the above right corner, this ad was by Kementerian Kerja Raya Malaysia and Cawangan Kejuruteraan Cerun JKR Malaysia, teaching the people how to identify and prevent a land slide. Isn't this funny as this came out after the Bukit Gasing Support Day event on 4/3/2012 and the residents at Bukit Gasing lost their appeal case on the same day that KL's Mayor reported to be miffed.

When you have construction or earthwork or any project at slope area, it is the Developer responsibility to place slope protection to PREVENT landslide and they also to be taking FULL responsibility to any landslide occurred. NOT THE RESIDENT.

The above 2 pictures were borrowed from facebook album by Save Bukit Gasing and I must say thank you. I want to ask the developer, just to cover the slope with the blue thing, do you think it really can prevent landslide?? If you answer is yes, then I must question your professionalism in civil engineering.

Bukit Gasing is the last green lung in Klang Valley, for someone that spend every weekend hiking in Bukit Gasing over the years, I only see the lost of humanity for money that kills our green lung day by day. They choose to sacrifice something priceless just for a few bungalow lots selling to someone rich that probably owned too many bungalows and just treat an extra 1 lot as a toy.

I believe that the residents in Bukit Gasing and the non-residents but going to Bukit Gasing for a hike either weekly or every other day or once in a while, age ranging from 2 to 80 years old, their heart must be dropping with tears and blood, hearing the roars of the crane, excavator and hacker hacking the hard rock when you were hiking inside the jungle.

SAVE BUKIT GASING, SAVE OUR NATURE, SAVE OUR GREEN LUNG!!!!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

老婆??? 性工作者???

至天下的丈夫:
妻子 不等于 性工作者。。。
如果她病了。。。她应该得到的是体贴和谅解,不是看你的黑脸。

Monday, February 13, 2012

Sunday Funny : KFC Employee Assault Case - DOES HE STUDY LAW?

2012 February 12, Sin Chew Jit Poh, Page 32.

The KFC incident at I-City have become our biggest subject for these couple of days.

Actually, I'm not really interested about that Mat-Rempit look-alike who has not enough moral and training to represent the image of an oversea corporate company and in addition to perform attempted assault at his work place. And we can't deny that, many employees work in restaurants really can't give tip top service or even smile at you when you place order, and this inclusive of all the so call kopitiam and mamak store lar.


Reading the Sunday newspaper, I think it is really funny on what our beloved Deputy's statement. Refer to the underline part in the news, he said that,"Actually, police is not necessary to get involve in this matter, because nobody was hurt or anything...." Ehh, hello Encik, they didn't teach law in your school meh??? In the video everyone including the blind, can see that guy bring a weapon and tumbuk people lar, that is call "ASSAULT" or "ATTEMPTED ASSAULT" and it was criminal law. We the rakyat pay you salary so you can protect us, but how arr??? You need to wait until see us bleeding than only you think there is a case arr??? This is really funny lar. NIASENG!!!!

Saturday, February 11, 2012

老婆说:我没有生气啦!!

老婆的工包括:~
1)生病了,自己决定看医生,煲药。。。头晕晕的自己来。。。
2)父亲或家人生病了,风尘仆仆的赶回家。。。自己去。。。
3)家里所有大小事务~洗衣,煮饭,收拾到烫衣。。。自己来。。。(一人做两人)
4)外面的事务,从银行,政府 到税务。。。自己来。。。(也是一人做两人)
5)自己要钱, 自己赚。。。
6)除草,爬高爬低。。。。(老公没时间)

老公做什么:~
1)早上去公司,晚上回家吃饭,看电视,睡觉。。。
2)跟老婆说:去帮忙我的妈妈。。。
3)关心人家的弟弟/妹妹为什么没回家,过的好不好。。。
4)帮忙别人做这,做那。。。包括去银行。。。
5)叫自己的老婆去帮忙载别人的老婆。。。(慢慢等吧!!!)
6)老婆生病了,没当一回事。。。。(因为老婆会自己搞定)
7)永远没有多的时间给老婆。。。(但是如果自家人的话,一定能把工作放下,就算是小事,比如送机)

做老公的,永远让老婆觉得她没有地位。。。甚至阿猪阿狗都不如。。。就好像一缕轻烟。。。可有可无。
请不要问“你为甚么生气”这种没脑的问题。。。。因为老婆会答:“我没有生气啦!” 跟着,在她心里会加一句:“也没什么值得开心的。。。和有一点点失望罢了。”